Tonight's intake (at home, on the couch, with a sitter):

1) Lazy Boy IPA (22oz)
2) Stone Old Guardian (22oz)
3) Stone Oaked Arrogant Bastard (12oz)
4) Deschutes' The Abyss (22oz)

OK. Normally, I'd segregate and enjoy my beers. Well, it's not like I'm not enjoying my beers, I'm just rushing a little. I haven't had a day off of my day job in 18 days, and my beer collection has been growing since I haven't had the time to sip. Now that I've got the time, I need to get through the backlog. And this only means one thing--work my way up to another Abyss. I've enjoyed it under other conditions, why not this condition?

So, what did this little experiment reveal? For sure, 78oz of beer can make you drunk. 78oz of strong beer can make you relly drunk. Super drnk. Plus, drink plenty of water--ounce of water per ounce of beer. Seriously, especially beers of this high octane (At this point, I'm basically talking to my self so that I remember to do this) . These beers will suck the moisture out of your brain until it's just a brutally painful rock rattling around in your skull the next morning.

Out.
Brett.

[Author's Note]: It's now the day after. Ouch. And what a bunch of BS rambling that is above. But, sometimes beer has an ugly side and I've left it here for all to see, much to my embarrassment. Oh well, I will stick by one thing above: water -- drink it.